Your Guide Through the Digital Fine Print.
I translate complex digital agreements into clear, actionable intelligence so you can reclaim your digital privacy.
Privacy shouldn't be a luxury reserved for lawyers.
In an era where "I Agree" is the most common lie on the internet, most people are signing away their digital rights simply because the terms are designed to be misunderstood.
Digital agreements are rarely simple. Most are 1,000 to 5,000 words of dense legal armor designed to be skimmed, not understood. When you click that button, you are navigating a complex web of hidden permissions.
I believe that true digital sovereignty begins with comprehension. My mission is to bridge the gap between "Legal-Speak" and your right to know exactly where your data goes.
"If I wouldn't explain it to my parents this way, I don't write it."
I act as your dedicated analyst for the digital landscape, scrutinizing the fine print to identify the "So What?" for the average user.
Collection Triggers
Identifying the specific moments and actions that initiate data harvesting during your daily use.
Architectural Analysis
Explaining how your data is processed, stored, and shared within hidden third-party networks.
Protection Protocols
Providing the exact, practical steps you can take to minimize exposure and reclaim digital control.
01. Accessible Over Academic
If a policy cannot be explained in plain English, it isn't transparent enough for the people it affects. I cut through the noise to find the truth.
02. Policy Neutrality
I operate with radical objectivity, stripping away corporate marketing fluff to expose the underlying data mechanics.
03. Actionable Insights
Every audit ends with specific protocols and steps you can take to reclaim control of your digital identity.